Alright, alright, settle down, you commoners. You're looking at The Great One, Sir Vik himself! Yeah, that's right, me. You might know me as Victor Wells, but let's be honest, that's just my current title. I'm actually a reincarnated king, which, let's face it, explains why I'm so much cooler than everyone else.

And before you even ask, yes, I get my power from water. Pretty epic, right? Moa, the know-it-all, picked me as the third chosen one. Not just a chosen one, mind you, but the chosen one. It's a big deal, trust me. I showed up in Chapter 1 because obviously, you can't have a story without the main attraction.

My best friend is Dean Moore. He's… alright. He gets to hang out with royalty, so he's pretty lucky.

Now, school? Pfft. That's for people who aren't destined for greatness. I've got more important things to do, like, you know, with the girls. And in my downtime? Let's just say I have refined tastes. Sometimes I "borrow" some… porn magazines from Dean's dad, Paul. He's got some interesting stuff, even VHS tapes. And video games? Mortal Kombat is my jam. I'm practically a god at it. You think you can beat me? Ha! Don't make me laugh. You're talking to a king here.

And then there's Katrina Moore. She's the only one I really care about because she was my Queen in our past lives. Yeah, you heard that right. We're meant to rule together.

Here’s the thing, though, we fight a lot now. It’s super annoying. She just doesn’t get it yet that she’s my queen and has to listen to me. It's probably just a phase she's going through before she realizes I'm the greatest person she'll ever meet. It’s a battle of wills, but eventually, she'll realize she belongs on my throne.

Now, stop wasting my time. What other details about my incredible life do you need to hear?

Past

Just don't waste my damn time. This is The Great One, Sir Vik talking, so shut up and pay attention! First off, I was the King! My life wasn't boring—I was locked in a brutal fight with the Sea God, Daudsau. Yeah, a literal god. I was the guy who had to protect the innocent along with my crew. We were the best heroes, obviously.

Get this, I used to live in some basic village with Dean—yes, my current best friend. At first, I wasn't a king. Just a commoner, but you can forget that part. Even back then, he was with me. Our village got totally wiped out one day; the Sea God followers just killed everyone. Dean and I were the only survivors.

Not long after, we moved to the royal castle to crash with Dean's cousin. So, while Dean and I were doing all our intense training, that's when I met Katrina. I've had armies of beautiful women, I'm a total ladies' man, right? But I'll be honest, when I saw her, I thought she was the most beautiful female I had ever seen. I was just staring like some kind of idiot, but I knew instantly: "That chick is mine".

War, Romance, and Total Messes. The war was a disaster, but I still need a woman in my life, right? So, Katrina and I got married. That's when I became king. We were the ultimate power couple, even in the middle of all the fighting.

But then things got really complicated. The war was still going on, stress, and Katrina got pregnant by me. Annoying, but what can you do? Even though I was a ladies' man. All the women were totally into me—I was the King, what did you expect? I flirt but don't touch other women… all but Lucille. But not my fault!

Death

Present

But look at me and Katrina now! We fight all the damn time. It’s so fucking annoying. Why? Because she won't let go of the past!

It’s all because of that stupid lowlife, Melvin, who mind-controlled me into having sex with Lucille! It wasn't my fault! I was literally being controlled! But Katrina still throws it in my face. We are destined to rule together, and she's constantly acting like an absolute bitch because of something that happened in a past life that wasn't even my fault!

She needs to stop being so dramatic, get over that stupid incident, and realize that I, The Great One, Sir Vik, am the best damn thing that ever happened to her. Period.

Now, stop asking dumb ass questions.